He glided across the barre, then step by step sidled back up to her, and then again, the second time situating himself next to Ridi and they chirped and squawked away for several minutes before repeating the whole thing a few times, interrupted at moments with breaks for personal hygiene. Meal time was a whole ‘nother ball game, an intricate dance of grabbing and passing food back and forth. But most of their time was spent side by side like a couple of old bats, gossiping and bitching and laughing and conversing. After all this time living together you would think they would have said all there is to say and be completely bored with each other by now. But they got along like Lorraine Perron and Ellie Gjerde, happy and anxious about each other’s presence at the same time.
Parallel lives, parallel movements, parallel right wing then left wing hygiene, they ruffle their feathers together, perfectly synchronized.
In the kitchen at the same time, each making similar but not the same pasta dishes, chicken dishes… Eating at the same table together, together but not together since they barely knew each other. Watching tv; one at the computer the other on an actual television set, but both doing the same thing in a slightly different way. It was a miracle the bathroom was available when one needed it.
Ridi somehow felt at home the moment her foot touched the inside of the large imposing door. Ensconced and comfortable, even though it was just an empty shell of a cage, Culo had formed it into his world which was just exactly what she needed at the time, nothing more and nothing less. It was full of nothing but his ego, his smell and some of his feathers laying around at the bottom and surrounding the cage.
Culo mentioned to Ridi one day in a moment of bird inebriation that a sexy Eastern European had interviewed before her but had no brain and then we interviewed and then later moved in. But the very next weekend; the next incident of inebriation and beer he told Ridi she was the only person he interviewed. She filled him in on his error to which he replied “I don’t know what you’re talking about.” Then “it was a lie.” haha.