What the birds are probably squawking about all the time:
“So what did you have for dinner last night?
“WTF?! I had bird seed. The same damn bird seed we eat every day. You know that, you were THERE! What kind of idiot question…”
“I was just asking–just making conversation since we’re stuck in this damn bird cage together day after day, what ELSE are we going to talk about?”
“I don’t know, your pathetic love life?”
“Well that’s YOUR fault since there ARE NO OTHER BIRDS within the 12 inches of our entire world.”